Whenever I am in Hong Kong I always make time to visit the gay saunas. There is a big variety of these in the city and several of them can be great fun. For instance, there’s the Big Top Gym and Sauna. On Friday nights they have their Big Cock Competition. If you are Asian and you present an organ that is at least 15cm in length and 13cm in circumference at the door your are admitted for free. The same deal if you are Caucasian and you possess a cock that is at least 18cm by 15cm. Did I hear someone growl ‘discrimination?’ Come on, it’s all in the fun. I reckon the receptionist who does all the measuring must have one of the best jobs on the planet!